The World's Most Portable Fitness Device — for Travelers, Busy People, and Gym Haters.
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Hey monkiis,
We trust that you have put your pocket monkii to good use around the world and have been living wild. Thank you for keeping F.Y.O.S. at bay.
We literally just pressed "Launch" on our 4th Kickstarter campaign:
If you're intrigued by a Dynamic Resistance Trainer that increases strength, builds core-stability and improves cardio - SIMULTANEOUSLY - then you should probably go claim a Society Only reward. You can save $80 and get free shipping. Hurry though, there are only 600 left.
Claim your Society Only reward here. It will make you stronger and save you time.
In Wildness,
-monkii Elders
Hey monkiis,
We have successfully shipped all pocket monkiis, bundles and accessories to backers around the world.
We thank you for your patience and continued support throughout the entire campaign.
Unfortunately, it may be too late….
In the not too distant future, we fear that FYOS will accomplish their mission of removing all things wild from planet earth. Even with our newly swelled ranks, the siren call of safety is too tempting for the masses.
Monkiis like us will be forced to venture into unknown galaxies in order to start a new wild beginning. We have a limited number of spaces available on MONKII 1 – the first monkiiship to sail into the far reaches of the galaxy. We’d like to offer our most loyal monkiis – those who have been with us from the beginning of the monkii resistance – the chance to board this first ship.
This limited edition patch will represent not only your commitment to the monkii cause while still on earth, but will be your ticket onto the transport vessel when the time comes.
If you have backed all three of our Kickstarter campaigns, please fill out the survey below and we will ship your OG monkii patch to you free of charge.
OG MONKII Survey: https://forms.gle/cR874JtCRgHUSaG4A
For all of the new monkiis, don’t lose hope - there will be opportunities in the near future for you to earn your very own monkii patch. Stay tuned.
In the monkii State of mind,
monkii Elders
*If you are not amused, very confused, don’t have tracking info, are worried about customs fees, or anything else, please reach out to [email protected] and she will do her very best to help you.
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